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THE EASTER BUNNY - Taking a well deserved break. My ass would need soothing after shooting out all those eggs too.


TAGS: easter bunny drinks cc i would have held out for at least rc
Rating: 4.06/5

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phydeaux - April 4, 2010, 5:22 pm
but....they were all done drunk.....guess I should stick to vodka then...
GreyScorpion - April 4, 2010, 2:28 pm
fido, I think I prefer your drunk posters better ;) 5L


FACIAL HAIR - It makes (or breaks) the man. Where are you on the chart?


TAGS: at least im not lower than hitler
Rating: 4.62/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 1, 2012, 4:08 pm
Wow... If this poster holds truth then shockingly I am third from most trustworthy facial hair types you get... 5 Razors to you!
ICEMAN - April 29, 2010, 6:18 pm
Looks like I'm a combination of the 'handlebar' & the 'chin tuft' with a little bit of the 'wolverine' thrown in.
R.S.Jake - April 29, 2010, 4:45 pm
As a matter of fact it's hard to tell what if any facial hair anyone on here has...I don't even have the same stash that my avatar has...much to my dissapointment.
R.S.Jake - April 29, 2010, 4:41 pm
Just growing a stash to go with it gets you almost to the top! And if I knew you had a goat MWLF, I would have named it after you, but I didn't know.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - April 29, 2010, 4:37 pm
As a goateed individual, I take umbrage at the arrangement of these facial hair types. I especially don't like being lumped in with Jesse James.
R.S.Jake - April 27, 2010, 6:03 pm
@ usaf1995, It was a good natured ribbing to one of our resident scary clowns. Besides, the clown hair and nose wouldn't have looked as good if it were green or even orange.
usaf1995 - April 27, 2010, 5:25 pm
ummm why is "the hitler" above "scary clown"? still i give 5 lions nice one
Ed-Hyde - April 27, 2010, 10:36 am
I'm very trustworthy. I'm a webmaster, you can definitely trust me.
ICEMAN - April 26, 2010, 6:19 pm
5 thin wispy ones Jake, nice.
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 5:55 pm
WOW!!! Im just glad you made it thru and didn't O.D on a protein overdose.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 5:55 pm
LOL! Sorry to hear that Matt. Well, you know what they say, easy come easy go.
Fatt Matt - April 26, 2010, 5:49 pm
No, she wouldn't let me skip it. Worst 3 weeks of my life. Made lots of friends tho...
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 5:42 pm
And yes, Culinary School would be magic! Not sure if the wife will let me go though.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 5:41 pm
So Matt, your wife won't let you go to ***w j** School?
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 5:40 pm
ROR!! Yea i got slapped when i brought up the stripper pole aerobics class the offer at the local community college but hit a home run with the culinary school.
Fatt Matt - April 26, 2010, 5:31 pm
Genius!!! You're my hero FP. And the best part is, I'd bet she WANTED to go. So there wasn't that awkward conversation like I had about ***w j** school.
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 5:23 pm
Well just do what im doing and send your ol lady to culinary school! It is worth every penny!!!
Fatt Matt - April 26, 2010, 5:11 pm
at least you get bitter almonds Jake. I've got to fish out my own toaster leavin's
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 4:59 pm
OK, OK , so you don't like Moobie, sorry, I was just tryin' it out. I can make a pretty mean sammich myself, I never really trust my wife enough to be alone in the kitchen, all her cooking tastes like bitter almonds.
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:57 pm
ROR! Nice, must have been the other Mooooooooooooooooooo with only 18 o's then. Itsa common mistake.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:48 pm
You obviously don't know my mom....are you last in line? (I hate that b****)
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:43 pm
Not grounds for divorce... i mean whenever your mom leaves me she always packs the fridge with good eats. Maybe she should pass some lessons onto the misses?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:42 pm
Moobie?....you wanna go?......I'll eat your kids too......."I love children, but I can never eat a whole one"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:39 pm
No....is that grounds for divorce?
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 4:39 pm
No worries Moobie, I didn't know the situation, I'd be cranky too! No Sammiches! The Horror!
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:37 pm
Thats terrible, she didnt make you a whole bunch of stuff and label it in the fridge with the appropriate microwave times?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:35 pm
er.... sorry? Mrs.moooooooooo is out of town and no one is making me sammiches.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:33 pm
klaatu barada nikto klaatu barada nikto klaatu barada nikto klaatu barada nikto
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 4:32 pm
Hmmmm, do I need to add a category under Scary Clown for a "Sober Mooooo"? He's cranky!
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:30 pm
Lets not talk about eating my kiddos Moooooooooooooooooooo. There is plenty of more Jameson's at the store.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:27 pm
You're dead to me....I will eat your children.....Pass the h** sauce.
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:20 pm
I will give it back but it wont have whiskey in it anymore, it might have gas and a flaming towel hanging out of it. Moltov ****tails are always a good party favor, anyways the bottle is empty so unless you collect them i see you needing no use for it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:18 pm
That's my whiskey....give it back!!!
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:17 pm
Bad a$$ pic courtesy of FattMatt!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:15 pm
WTF is up with that avatar face?.....It's making me thirsty..
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:05 pm
That was only once and i didn't know... it was a bit gamey anyways, wouldn't try it again. Like a fine wine a person has to be aged properly before eating. Also a good blend of spices or a homeade dry rub is always good.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 4:03 pm
Well, Face, there is the whole eating children thing...
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 3:59 pm
Aww come on, really Jake. This hurts... no not really at all. Im not sure if its a compliment or an insult to be rated lower that Hitler? J/k! Good poster sir!
Kung-Fu Devil - April 26, 2010, 3:23 pm
Nice edit! haha. But I do not appear on this list, so I am only giving it 4.99L, and then rounding it up to the nearest lion.
GreyScorpion - April 26, 2010, 3:18 pm
5 unsavory disasters for you!!
Fatt Matt - April 26, 2010, 3:15 pm
HAHAHA! I always had doubts about faceplant... you can't deny it if it's on a graph.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 3:10 pm
OK, so it's a day early.


CUSTOMER SUPPORT - Giving you precisely correct and totally useless information. when you need it most.


TAGS: at least it s a human
Rating: 4.38/5

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tatespa - September 27, 2012, 9:22 am
In a foreign dialect!!!


THE INTERNET -




LOYALTY -


TAGS: the man who inspires loyalty will never die alone or at least his death will not go unwitnessed
Rating: 4.76/5

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Airman - June 2, 2010, 12:56 pm
5 berries, not only for the funny, but for the symmetry of having the last line be one word. I believe this is a new visual frontier.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2010, 12:01 pm
Just. Amazing. Very nice.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 30, 2010, 9:33 pm
Brilliant...as usual...wish I could talk like that...but those brain cells were last used in college...where they died
spacedog - May 29, 2010, 9:16 pm
Bark? 5L.
ICEMAN - May 29, 2010, 6:02 pm
Good doggie.
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 3:10 pm
LMAO!


A GOOD LAUGH -


TAGS: when you least expect it
Rating: 4.55/5

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Tarapin - April 14, 2011, 8:36 pm
We're especially thankful when milk comes out your nose. Nothing funnier than seeing this happen to someone.
Reality Lord - April 12, 2011, 7:31 pm

lol


EARTH -




THE HUNTER KING -


TAGS: at least forseti will eat well tonight ice
Rating: 4.67/5

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forseti - September 27, 2010, 6:01 am
Hell yeah, I remember those days when the popular German pumpkins were not hunted into extinction yet. I hit at least 6 out of 10 with my heavy air rifle. They called me The German Predator. Secure your vegetables!!!
ICEMAN - September 27, 2010, 1:27 am
Could it be because those are squash?
Cubbybear - September 27, 2010, 12:48 am
I like it, but the gords confuse me...5/5


NOW I UNDERSTAND! -


TAGS: at least the wife bought it
Rating: 4.13/5

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Ed-Hyde - November 2, 2010, 7:38 am
Hmm, not sure if that explains why the massage parlor gives you preferred parking. ;)


CREATIVITY -


TAGS: at least you arent sinking
Rating: 4.71/5

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TheTrashHeap - May 27, 2010, 1:28 pm
I love you spacedog. I really do!
Faceplant31 - May 27, 2010, 10:37 am
I like it! 5L's Space


LIFE'S GOALS -


TAGS: at least its not an ice rink
Rating: 4.79/5

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rerun - September 4, 2010, 11:53 am

Its missing the "superhorse" to ride down on....or was that a pig ina cartoon? Either way, love this
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2010, 11:49 am
Of course it could be this flu I'm carrying, too, Ice. Who knows... Don't be a glory hog.
ICEMAN - September 4, 2010, 11:47 am
Thanks kids.
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2010, 11:31 am
I'm not sure if it's the picture or the fact that this is a great 'fake.. but my head is spinning. Five. My FIRST fiver since coming back.
Faceplant31 - September 4, 2010, 10:45 am
5L Ice. Very nice
GreyScorpion - September 4, 2010, 9:24 am
After a brilliant display of the difficult "Swan dive-lay out,with a belly flop Tsunami wave entry" The Kentucky Judge scores this...a 5L
Feasibly - September 4, 2010, 9:04 am
Nice one Iceman. I had to add this one to my favorites.
agdaniele - September 4, 2010, 4:04 am
Magnigicent. 5L


OH SURE -


TAGS: at least he is house broken
Rating: 4.74/5

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Reality Lord - August 3, 2010, 8:06 pm

awesome


DAMN YOU -




ADDICTION - 100,000 people die in Haiti, and it was just watercooler talk. But Motifake leaves for a day and we all completely lost our minds.


TAGS: okay it was a little more than a day but seriously at least donate 5 bucks
Rating: 4.19/5

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Bartimaeus - January 19, 2010, 11:09 pm
Five funny farm lions for you, pro.
Bartimaeus - January 19, 2010, 11:09 pm
Five funny farm lions for you, pro.
phydeaux - January 19, 2010, 10:58 pm
Completely true and 5 Constantly refreshing lions.
Faceplant31 - January 19, 2010, 5:23 pm
Amsome!
Fatt Matt - January 19, 2010, 5:02 pm
HAHAHA.... It's true... *hangs head in shame*... ooo, bacon.
R.S.Jake - January 19, 2010, 4:52 pm
Amsome!
Bovee - January 19, 2010, 4:48 pm
5 stright jackets here.


YEAH I HAVE TO WIND IT UP... SO? - At least I don't have to worry about power surges...


TAGS: at least i don t have to worry about power surges
Rating: 3.73/5

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migdal - September 11, 2010, 3:10 pm
Perfect


DO YOU VOTE DOWN POSTERS WITHOUT LEAVING A COMMENT? - This also applies to.... Critiquing posters without creating them and re-submitting rejected posters!


TAGS: loser timmy at least have the nuts to leave your name
Rating: 3.73/5

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MO - February 24, 2010, 8:17 am
The beard looks good on you Trash!! Loong overdue man!!
agdaniele - February 23, 2010, 10:39 pm
Timmys are cowards... they don't announce their hate, but most all anti-timmy posters get back-door low ratings.
TheTrashHeap - February 23, 2010, 10:25 pm
I would just like to point out that this was voted down yet no comment was made. I guess the proof is in the poster! You are a sniveling little wuss and you know who you are! Coward.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 4:23 pm
LMAO! Looks GREAT!
DreMagnum - February 22, 2010, 1:22 pm
Aggy, i liked your idea, so i copied it. Sorry.
R.S.Jake - February 22, 2010, 12:02 pm
I don't even want to know why pig and elephant DNA are in your stomach.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 11:46 am
Thanks Jake.... but for whatever reason, anything seafood related doesn't want to stay in my stomach once Guinness is introduced to it. Like pig and elephant DNA.
R.S.Jake - February 22, 2010, 10:41 am
@ Aggy, I don't drink Guinness often, it's too heavy for me. But when I do, Clam Chowder and Sourdough Bread go GREAT with it! IMO
lesterinside - February 22, 2010, 3:54 am
How about 5L Mr?
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 1:29 am
Take it easy, TTH.... and thanks for the overwhelming amount of great laughs in comments and posters... great, great posters.
spacedog - February 22, 2010, 1:28 am
G'night TTH.
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 1:26 am
Well I gotta get up for work in a few hours. Good night all and sick dreams.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 1:25 am
Chocolate? Ok, now you're either screwing with me or hitting on me.
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 1:23 am
or chocolate.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 1:23 am
Yum. Now I want cheese fries. And you know what? You're 100% right. Fries do work with Guinness. d***, I'm being schooled on Guinness? What has happened to me?
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 1:21 am
Fries. IMO
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 1:14 am
And I'm mexican... I don't have shoes.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 1:14 am
They are an awful combo. In fact, I have yet to find a food that went well with Guinness.
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 1:07 am
Taco's and Guinness sounds awful!
CANADA - February 22, 2010, 1:05 am
only to 10? take off your shoes
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 1:04 am
It's quasi-mexican... I'm a wannabe tortilla flipper.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 1:03 am
Uno, due, tre, quattro, cinque, sei, sette, otto, nove, dieci.
CANADA - February 22, 2010, 1:02 am
I try to vote and view every poster every day since I've been here
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 1:01 am
He has to be able to count up to a dozen to bag the oranges.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 22, 2010, 1:00 am
Yeah, like you know your numbers....uno dos tres......
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 1:00 am
You would look better in a pink dress if those numbers were reversed.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:57 am
LOL TTH..... you like it?!?!?
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:56 am
Shaddup, mooooo... I know you vote based on normal opinion. I would have to ban myself if it was quantity... But, I vote on every single poster... so, all my numbers are higher.
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 12:55 am
Nice Avatar Aggy.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:55 am
I've never asked anyone to answer to their voting... it's not about how many 1L's or 2L's you vote (no, drizzle, 2L's don't keep you off the bomber list). It's targeting that I do not tolerate.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 22, 2010, 12:55 am
I only care if I'm getting bombed out of spite *cough Mustyk *cough.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:53 am
I vote 1L quite a bit... 2L or 3L if it's awful, but they put effort into it. But, I don't vote based on user, nor to boost my own ratings... hell, I still get hit from time to time on my cache... but who cares? I give timmys good cause.
Haarakkon - February 22, 2010, 12:51 am
Absolutely right, Agd.
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 12:49 am
I only vote 1L on offensive posters, I 5 what I like and leave the rest alone. If I 1L a poster I tell the creator why. Thats just my way though.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:45 am
I'm all for low ratings... especially if you rate all posters. Most of us are aware that there's a good 60% we don't like at all. But, selecting target posters isn't the right thing to do. Sorry, guys... thinking out loud here.
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 12:39 am
Woof Woof grrrr sniff Spacedog!
spacedog - February 22, 2010, 12:36 am
Excellent work all day TTH, 5Ls again.
Haarakkon - February 22, 2010, 12:02 am
Heh. Yeah, really extroverted, too. ;-)
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 11:24 pm
Such the charmer.
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 11:20 pm
Maybe we should talk it over over dinner.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 11:17 pm
I'll bet you 3 to 5 it's me who is on queue detail.
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 11:12 pm
Who has the queue detail tonight?
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 11:10 pm
And GS? Put me down for lemming.
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 11:09 pm
It's kinda like being invited to a meeting at an Italian restaurant, Agd. Just not sure if I should go down that road or not.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 11:07 pm
Don't you start, haar! LOL
GreyScorpion - February 21, 2010, 11:06 pm
what are you Har, A man or a mouse? ;)
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 11:03 pm
Uh-oh. I like it alot, TTH, but now I 'm scared to vote.
CANADA - February 21, 2010, 11:01 pm
Thanks GS, though i might help ID some of us
GreyScorpion - February 21, 2010, 10:58 pm
nice avatar personalization Canada!! I like it
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 10:53 pm
It's part of it... he was 5Ling himself, and knoking off top 5's - as well as 1L targeting an unreal amount of users.
CANADA - February 21, 2010, 10:50 pm
Is that how Gullio got banned?
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 10:37 pm
If you bomb top 5 posters to keep yours on top, you will be banned.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 10:14 pm
Then again, I'm italian... I always compliment a pink skirt.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 10:13 pm
You've blown it out of the water... incredible stuff across the board!
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 10:12 pm
I have never made this many posters in one day. My back feels great and my smoke is excellent. Thanks for all the votes guys!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 10:08 pm
GREAT poster, TTH.... and, I agree with the chick in the pink tutu!
GreyScorpion - February 21, 2010, 10:05 pm
look at all the top 5's TTH has!!...all pretty in pink
CANADA - February 21, 2010, 10:00 pm
I didn't know that i had to say chickFAKES suck and anime blows every time I 1L it


THETRASHHEAP - Lover of dogs. Killer of Rabbits I wonder how he feels aboot Jackaolpes?


TAGS: at least he eats what he kills
Rating: 2.86/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2009, 11:39 am
d*** you judging bastards. Yes Trash the Jamesons was flowing freely. But since Jackalope isn't a real word (or animal) I can spell it however I f***ing want.
agdaniele - July 16, 2009, 10:40 pm
And the shameless AOL plug, moooo?
TheTrashHeap - July 16, 2009, 10:39 pm
Very punny Deltabob very punny! You also spelled Jackalope wrong moooooooo. What happened did you stock back up on Jamesons?
Sean - July 16, 2009, 10:36 pm
You idiot. Why would you need a question mark. (see wot i did there) (oops did it again, no?)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 16, 2009, 10:34 pm
It cut off my question mark. I hit submit before i could fix it.
agdaniele - July 16, 2009, 10:11 pm
*blink blink*
TheTrashHeap - July 16, 2009, 8:17 pm
Cant believe mooooooooo made a spelling error! What do I think about jackalopes? Excellent with a peppercorn sauce on a bed of rice! But I can never seem to pick the right wine.
Haarakkon - July 16, 2009, 6:58 pm
Something about that hind leg doesn't look quite right.


TRYING TO LOOK BEAUTIFUL? -


TAGS: at least move that remote away it scares people
Rating: 1.25/5

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robbidos - July 26, 2013, 10:53 pm
Aggy, they might have been classifying women as people again
forseti - April 4, 2010, 2:59 pm
...so where was this "not funny enough" - approver when needed?!?
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 12:57 pm
What? A remote scares a male? Where are you from? 1835?


She blinded me with science -


TAGS: and im still waiting for my jetpack robot and raygun at least give me a hoverboard
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - July 5, 2017, 9:46 am

But can you call Scotty to beam you up? No, really, can you?
mizzdizz - July 2, 2017, 4:55 am
My communicator is MUCH cooler than Capt. Kirk's!!!! ^!


Bill Of Attainder -


TAGS: at least the drunk ones
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - April 9, 2016, 4:21 am
An Anachronaut should always know when he is.


Sneezer -


TAGS: when least expected it happens
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - December 5, 2014, 8:49 am
Tnx.
mizzdizz - December 4, 2014, 1:58 pm
Not sure if this little guy sneezed so hard, this is where he ended up, or if he's about to sneeze so hard he's gonna make a sudden exit! Either way, its a funny visual! 5 laughing, sneezing, sniffling lions!


Gesundheit -




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